apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
Bluth Family Love Banners.
One time, when I was working the Merida meet’n’greet, I witnessed over 200 Brazilians in orange T-shirts running across the Tomorrowland bridge.
The Captain (manager) of the meet’n’greet immediately made a call to Space Mountain.
“They are coming.”
And all you could hear on the other end of the line was someone from Space Mountain saying, “SHIT!” and then a bunch of loud banging.
my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat