February 2012
I made a song for my roommate's Etsy shop.
halle-metal-lover:
For Katie:
Let’s get down to business, and knit some scarves! Did they send me doilies, when I asked for yarn? That’s the saddest stitch I’ve ever seen. So take your glue guns back, you’re through! You know I’ll make some crafts for you! iPod cases and hats. And maybe, some pins! Once you make me a favorite, You are sure to win! You will love my handmade crafts, and help...
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Valentine's Day
Room mate: So what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
Me: Oh me? Well, I'm going to call up this guy. I'm going to give him very specific instructions and give him my address. Then, he's going to come over and give me something I've been craving for a long long time.
Room mate: You're talking about ordering a pizza aren't you?
Me: ... yes.
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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drinkyourjuice:
clairefoley:
“Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
Senator Constance Johnson, D-OK, coolest lady in Congress right now, proposed a (parodic) bill making it illegal for men to ejaculate anywhere other than in the female sexual organs to...
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mapsey:
andiwilltrytofixxyou:
genesisdarling:
Dude, marry me.
^marry me, first.
He is pretty awesome
I totally would want to be working when this happened.
ahhhh !! sooo cute.
ameliorate or destroy: Fun fact: →
khaleesi:
THIS IS A NO1CURR POST, I PROMISE
I am a really annoying person with whom to look at art/watch movies/watch TV shows/read books where there are horses involved, because INEVITABLY I will get annoyed by the fact that they’re not accurate and comment on this. Or do things like ask questions about…
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person: have you seen that one doctor who epi-
me: yes
person: but i-
me: yes
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