February 2012
drinkyourjuice:
clairefoley:
“Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
Senator Constance Johnson, D-OK, coolest lady in Congress right now, proposed a (parodic) bill making it illegal for men to ejaculate anywhere other than in the female sexual organs to...
Watcheatpraydream:
mapsey:
andiwilltrytofixxyou:
genesisdarling:
Dude, marry me.
^marry me, first.
He is pretty awesome
I totally would want to be working when this happened.
ahhhh !! sooo cute.
ameliorate or destroy: Fun fact: →
khaleesi:
THIS IS A NO1CURR POST, I PROMISE
I am a really annoying person with whom to look at art/watch movies/watch TV shows/read books where there are horses involved, because INEVITABLY I will get annoyed by the fact that they’re not accurate and comment on this. Or do things like ask questions about…
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person: have you seen that one doctor who epi-
me: yes
person: but i-
me: yes
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